One to Go by Mike Pace

Author:Mike Pace
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Oceanview Publishing
Published: 2014-01-28T16:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 34

Tom couldn’t stop shaking. He was about to offer some inane explanation to LaRyn, when he saw she was so far gone that she hadn’t noticed. His eyes reddened, he used his sleeve to wipe the tears from his cheek. Why him? God, if you’re really out there, you’ve got to stop this. NOW!

God didn’t stop it.

Now what? Just how does one introduce the subject of inserting an alcohol-soaked tampon into one’s body orifice of choice? Maybe, given her profession, he should follow the commercial route. He took a full swig of bourbon. When he spoke, he didn’t recognize his own voice. It was as if another invisible guest were seated at the table.

“So, I, uh, heard of this funny way to get high.” Oh it’s funny all right. Yuk a minute. He pulled the tampons from his pocket. LaRyn grinned.

“P-Chugg.”

He heard the invisible person, the dude who kind’ve sounded like him, ask, “How much would it cost for us to maybe have a little P-Chugg party? Assuming you’re up for it.”

She swayed back and forth, her eyes now only slits. “Ain’t nothin’ I ain’t up for, sugah.” She peeled the wrapper from a tampon. “An’ since you be my lawyer, I’m gonna give you a discount. Fifty bucks, baby.”

Before Tom could pull out his wallet, she’d dipped the tampon into her glass.

“Wait.” He quickly pulled out a fifty and set it on the table, then unwrapped the other tampon and soaked it in the pale iced tea. He watched as the combination of cotton and rayon absorbed the poison, like some deep-sea creature gorging itself until its size tripled. He used the cord to slowly lift the tampon, feeling its heavier weight. This time, there was no doubt it was his voice he heard.

“Want to switch?”

She shrugged and they exchanged tampons.

She pushed back from the table and unsnapped her shorts.

“You want to use the bathroom?”

She acted as if she hadn’t heard him and slid her shorts completely off. He saw she wasn’t wearing underwear; guess time was precious in her job. Her hand seemed to move in slow motion as it approached her legs.

No! Stop! Don’t do it! The words didn’t make their way from his brain to his mouth. In less than a second, her hand slipped between her heavy thighs, then pulled out without the tampon. It was inside her. She sat back down, not bothering to put on her shorts.

He was sure she was going to insist he poke the other tampon up his butt.

“Now, you want a blow job first?” Her words were even more slurred and she wasn’t even looking at him. She appeared to be oblivious to the other tampon, to her surroundings, to him.

He got up, took his glass into the bathroom, and poured its contents down the toilet. He’d seen enough TV to know trace elements could be detected in drains and on porcelain surfaces. He opened a small cabinet under the sink and found what he was looking for. Toilet cleaner.

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